Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(1) STRAPON.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

When does a woman know she is cumming?

(5) LINGERIE.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

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“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

(2) DILDO.

(1) XNXX

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(3) VIBRATOR.

(3) XHAMSTER

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?

(4) CONDOM.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

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CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(2) YOUPORN.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

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HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.